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Jem Carstairs: Modern Day Mortal.

Jem: *sees billboard* Who is this Victoria and why does she have a secret what is her secret teSSA WHAT IS HER SECRET
Jem: tESSA WHY IS THIS SMALL BLACK RECTANGLE RINGING
Jem: TESSA LOOK AT THIS ITS A PERPETUALLY GRUMPY CAT I MUST HOLD IT WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY
Jem: I must obtain some of this 'swag'
Jem: This 'Internet' is an utterly divine invention I shall never get off of it
Jem: thE INTERNET IS VERY BAD TESSA DO NOT GO ONTO THE INTERNET TESSA DONT
Jem: *hums Call Me Maybe*
Jem: Nutella whats that give me some *tries some* tHIS IS BETTER THAN THE TEMPERAMENTAL KITTY CAT
Jem: TESSA I HAVE CONQUERED THE ANGRY BIRDS
Jem: *sees 3-D film* itS GOING TO HIT ME TESSA HELp oh my goodness Tessa did you see that it almost hit mE TESSA ITS BACK
Jem: *texts* hello tessa this is jem can you see this
Jem: tessa can you see this its me jem
Jem: teresa gray if you do not respond i will be very angora
Jem: angry
Jem: i meant angry tessa
Jem: hashtag sorry
1 year ago on March 28th | J | 3,495 notes